SPH, little dick, humiliationWaiting on the White Stuff

No… Don’t go jumping to conclusions. I’m not talking about cum; I’m talking about snow, which FINALLY I am expected to get late tonight or very early in the morning. Living in the Deep South, snow is a novelty, and the prospect makes me very excited!

When I had to run out earlier, the young woman who was ringing up my order said to me, “You know, when I got to work this afternoon, they were saying we’re going to get two or three inches of snow, but the last time I checked, they said we might get up to four or five inches!”

I couldn’t help but laugh to myself, thinking the air of enthusiasm, anticipation, and eagerness that was passing between us would be THE LAST things I’d feel if those numbers applied to a cock, which would be better described as a cocklet, pindick, or a SMALL PENIS!

That started me thinking about how a Southern snowstorm is different from a little dick…

Little Dick Versus a Little Snow

“Yea!! I’m getting Three to Five Inches!”

I welcome several inches of snow; I shun several inches of penis.

“Even Two Inches Would Thrill Me!”

Even just a few inches of snow would delight me beyond belief; a two inch penis? Uhm… No thanks! That little dick only makes me laugh and want to dole out some sensual SPH!

“Short But Plentiful Works For Me!”

They say that in some places the snow may not last very long but will drop a large amount of snow while it’s there. A lot of snow is a lot of snow, whether I get it in an hour or over several hours, and I’ll be happy all the same.

Micro-penises never last very long, and they never squeeze out much cum. Since I don’t want a small penis for any amount of time, cum volume is really beside the point! Little dick, a little cum… I’ll pass on both!

“I’m Willing to Be Patient!”

Make no mistake. I am ready for my snow here and now, but I’m more than willing to wait for several hours, as long as I get it.

I wouldn’t wait ANY amount of time for a little peon prick, and I hope one never shows up at my house (unless it arrives desirous of a hearty helping of small penis humiliation)!

While I’ve no interest in a sad sack of a she-nis and it’s paltry few inches, I will be spending tonight waiting on my special and rare few inches of… SNOW!!!

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