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big dick, lazy dick, large penis, dud dick…And  we’re back with more dud dicks of the large kind. We identified the lazy couch potato dick and the fishing pole penis in the previous post. Now it’s time to add three more dud dick types to our list, remembering that size matters, BUT bigger IS NOT always better!

Bad big dick type three: The oil derrick dick

This dud dick thinks deep-drilling is all it takes to please a woman.

Bottoming out inside a pussy can be a wonderful thing if you know what you’re doing. If you’re just ramming back and forth like you’re trying to slam your way through the ocean floor, your big penis card needs to be confiscated and burned.

Men, burn these reminders into your brain: (A) A vagina is NOT a bottomless pit. (B) Using you cock as a battering ram does NOT feel good! (C) Repeated stabbing is NOT fucking! It’s mechanical, uncomfortable, and boring!!

That is NOT the way to properly worship a pussy with you penis! Get a grip and control that cock (or gripping it yourself may be all you’re doing with it!

Bad big dick type four: The Hindenberg dick

This big dick appears to be very promising, even remarkable, but it turns into a disaster area.

A large penis is always a good idea in theory, but sometimes they are destined to crash and burn. It’s off to a good start, things seem to be going very well, and then… unexpectedly, it goes up in flames and takes a nosedive, fully crashing in under a minute.

“Large penis,” “unexpectedly fast,” and “disaster” are words that should never appear together in a sentence…

Bad big dick type five: The mouse on a wheel dick

This is the large penis that just goes and goes and goes with no apparent end or destination anywhere in sight. Oh, it’s enthusiastic and vigorous, but it’s like watching a video clip on a loop.

It doesn’t take very long before this penis becomes tedious, dull, and predictable – and the woman who is subjected to that seemingly endless repetition just wants to know where the “stop” button is so she can get off the ride!

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