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So the adult bookstore is not your thing or you don’t feel you’ve had much luck there. Well, lucky for you, in times past, eager cocksuckers had other ways of finding cock when they felt the need to pucker up for a penis.

After all, both then and now, there have been and still are plenty of hungry cocksuckers who do not live anywhere even remotely close to an adult bookstore, yet they STILL managed to round up some cock and a hot blowjob on occasion.

Jocking For Cock at the Gym

Buff men… Hot, sweaty, glistening pecs… Tight, toned asses… And a whole lotta cock!!

While I don’t recommend running up to and falling to your knees in front of the Adonis with the pronounced package in his shorts -all in full view of everyone in the gym- there is this delightful “man cave” in the gym called the locker room…

Laying Low in the Locker Room

Learning to Read the Signs

Rule #1: You’ve got to be discreet, and you have got to learn to pick up signals, like another man checking you out. You’re going to have to learn how to do a little gym-cruising; you’re not a heat-seeking missile. You’re a cocksucking ninja looking for the goods.

No, those men interested in hooking up for a bit o’ afternoon delight with an eager cocksucker are not going to be wearing signs or putting out a sign-up sheet in the locker room for you to excitedly scribble your name on.

Suggestive looks, body language, and comments need to ping your radar. While that will likely begin in the gym while you’re at least pretending to work out, who knows to where that could lead, be it some quick cock-fondling in the shower or trading numbers when you’re getting dressed to leave.

A Friendly Warning

Do not – I repeat, DO NOT– attempt to serve up your blowjob at the gym -whether in the locker room or not- as it IS a PUBLIC place for ANYONE– and you CAN go to JAIL!

Get or give the digits. Arrange a meeting for later. Stroll down the street to the nearest hotel. Just DON’T take care of your business where you can possibly be seen by someone who does NOT want to see you or anyone trying to shove a dick down your greedy throat, else the last thing you may be doing is scarfing down a cock, as that’s a little difficult to arrange from the back of a police car!

Just sayin’… Don’t lose your head or you may not be giving any head for a while!!

Don’t Tell Me It Doesn’t Work

Because I have proof – and his name is John, a real cock-hound who is always on the prowl for some delicious dick – and he has a real knack for finding it at the gym!

Just ask my rabid cocksucker how well this option works. He’s an authority on all things cocksucking, and he has mastered the art of the gym and locker room pick-ups. They’ve lead him on some exceptional experiences away from the gym, all of which were chock full of hard, horny cocks needing the “help” of a hot, cock-craving mouth!

Want that cock? Sometimes you just have to work for it – and cocksucker John will tell you that the “hard” work pays off!!

If All Else Fails…

If you don’t want to bother with hook-up apps like Grindr, Scruff, Hornet or the likes (all of which bring no guarantees and can be like playing the sexual lottery) and you don’t want to do the leg work required to scout for cock offline, but you’re aching to suck cock

Haul your ass into a gay bar, where you KNOW you’ll be around others with whom you share a common goal. Be prepared to dress for attention (no, not flamboyant, just sharp and sexy), cruise the menfolk, and flirt and be sociable.

Stay on the lookout wherever you go, as you never know when an opportunity might present itself. (Right, John?!)

Be alert, be aware, and most of all, BE SAFE!

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