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A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal: Dick Types II

…And  we’re back with more dud dicks of the large kind. We identified the lazy couch potato dick and the fishing pole penis in the previous post. Now it’s time to add three more dud dick types to our list, remembering that size matters, BUT bigger IS NOT always better!

Bad big dick type . . . → Read More: A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal: Dick Types II

A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal: Dick Types I

A Big Dick Is Sometimes… Just a Big Dick

Say what you want about how small penises are a huge letdown, but the one thing that is worse than a little man spade is the disappointment of a sizable man shovel that is obviously just for show, NOT for actually accomplishing anything.

So, you . . . → Read More: A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal: Dick Types I

A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal

*Hear more of my thoughts on large penis assumptions and what truly makes for penis power.*

The following post (aka beginning of a let’s-talk-cock rant) was inspired by the ever-illustrious and pithy blog commenter Mr. Thimble, who knows that size does count – and it’s not just a cut-and-dried affair…

A “Large Penis” Assumption . . . → Read More: A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal

A Little Lick Does Not Excuse the Quick or Stick Dick (Conclusion)

Now that you have an understanding of the disappointments of having a small penis and/or being a speedy shooter, it’s time to get to my main point of this series: the problem with your oral attempts to make up for your failure of a cock.

It’s a Tongue, Not a Cock! Your Tongue Is . . . → Read More: A Little Lick Does Not Excuse the Quick or Stick Dick (Conclusion)

A Little Lick Does Not Excuse the Quick or Stick Dick (Part Two)

Now, back to this small penis thing… We covered the little dick as defined by length, so now let’s look at that other, even more aspect of girth, and then move on to the quick-on-the-draw dick before discussing how you think your tongue can make up for any dick inadequacy…

Getting Off the Length . . . → Read More: A Little Lick Does Not Excuse the Quick or Stick Dick (Part Two)