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Your Sexual Weather Forecast

Your Current Sexual Weather Forecast

This is your expert masturbatrixologist EmmaJane here with your sexual weather report.

Our current sexual weather forecast is as follows:

Temperature – Hot! Hot! Hot!

Humidity – High! Be prepared for getting very sweaty and sticky!

Given the combination of sweltering sexual heat and intense humidity, the heat index . . . → Read More: Your Sexual Weather Forecast

A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal: Dick Types II

…And  we’re back with more dud dicks of the large kind. We identified the lazy couch potato dick and the fishing pole penis in the previous post. Now it’s time to add three more dud dick types to our list, remembering that size matters, BUT bigger IS NOT always better!

Bad big dick type . . . → Read More: A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal: Dick Types II

A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal: Dick Types I

A Big Dick Is Sometimes… Just a Big Dick

Say what you want about how small penises are a huge letdown, but the one thing that is worse than a little man spade is the disappointment of a sizable man shovel that is obviously just for show, NOT for actually accomplishing anything.

So, you . . . → Read More: A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal: Dick Types I

A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal

*Hear more of my thoughts on large penis assumptions and what truly makes for penis power.*

The following post (aka beginning of a let’s-talk-cock rant) was inspired by the ever-illustrious and pithy blog commenter Mr. Thimble, who knows that size does count – and it’s not just a cut-and-dried affair…

A “Large Penis” Assumption . . . → Read More: A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal

Because One Orgasm Is Never Enough (Conclusion)

“What is it like to roll from one another to another?” Almost Indescribable…

While there are times when there’s a definite “break” (anywhere from seconds to a couple of minutes) between my orgasms, I often experience occasions where there is no way to distinguish this one from the next one.

When one orgasm just . . . → Read More: Because One Orgasm Is Never Enough (Conclusion)