It’s one thing for a little girl to take her dollies along on a shopping trip with Mommy and have them ride along in the backseat beside her. This is behavior we expect and encourage; it is viewed as a natural part of growing up for many a young girl.

On the other hand, it’s a horse of a completely different –and kinky- color when a grown man utilizes incredibly poor judgment and takes his blow-up girlfriends on a public outing, only to get caught having a wild romp with his fake women in backseat – in an UNdeserted parking lot no less!

Well, that is precisely what happened on February 5, 2009, to George Bartusek, Jr., of Cape Coral, Florida, when he took two of his blow-up mates on a trip to Target in order to buy them some new clothes!

Apparently, Mr. Bartusek, who was eventually arrested and charged with trespassing and disturbing the peace, intentionally parked in the first space in the Publix parking lot with the hope that others would see him having an orgy with his pseudo-playmates in the backseat. Per his wish, people did notice him, and he continued molesting his dolls, even after the manager of Publix asked him to vacate the premises. Naturally, the police, who later confiscated his shorts as evidence, were summoned and arrived to find a number of onlookers directing him to the public peep show. Mr. Bartusek’s little adventure surely did not have the happy ending for which he longed, and he got much more attention that he bargained for.

Talk about thinking with the wrong head…