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A Funny Little Lube Story From the Assplay Queen (Part Three)

Heads up: I strongly advise refraining from eating or drinking anything when you begin reading the this post, as you may turn into a human volcano.

The Round of Lube Is In the Chamber, Ready To Be Fired!

So… Once the oral syringe in my hand was filled to the brim, I paused long . . . → Read More: A Funny Little Lube Story From the Assplay Queen (Part Three)

A Funny Little Lube Story From the Assplay Queen (Part Two)

Setting The Strap-On Scene

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Okay. So my partner and I are rolling, romping, and tumbling all over the bed in an erotically delirious  tangle of arms, legs, and sweaty writhing bodies, when we mutually decide that it’s a fine time for me to hop into . . . → Read More: A Funny Little Lube Story From the Assplay Queen (Part Two)

A Funny Little Lube Story From the Assplay Queen (Part One)

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Got Ass?

If you’ve wandered around my blog much at all, have asked me about my personal sexual hot buttons or mentioned your own appreciation for anal play, you know that I am an assplay fanatic. The things I will exuberantly and ecstatically do to the male . . . → Read More: A Funny Little Lube Story From the Assplay Queen (Part One)

Assplay Newbie: Rules for Novice Anal Exploration (Part Two of Three)

Once you have yourself settled into the mindset of exercising patience and a gentle touch, it is crucial that you then know the following:

Relaxing Your Body For Fulfilling Assplay Training Your Ass Muscles to Play

Relax! Literally! To truly relax, you must look at the concept of relaxation during assplay as one of . . . → Read More: Assplay Newbie: Rules for Novice Anal Exploration (Part Two of Three)

Don’t Be ASSinine! Assplay is a Strap-On Good Time!

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EmmaJane is my name; assplay is my game! If you have visited and perused my blog for any length of time, you can tell almost immediately that I am a total ass woman! A man’s ass is like a playground. It is to be enjoyed, explored, relished, and like any fantastic merry-go-round, ridden again and again. The more one visits, the more familiar one becomes with just how slowly or quickly to ride in order to get the most out of the experience. Whether playing alone or with a partner, rest ASSured that backdoor fun can be a most explosive experience. Continue reading Don’t Be ASSinine! Assplay is a Strap-On Good Time!