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A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal: Dick Types I

A Big Dick Is Sometimes… Just a Big Dickbig dick, large penis, lazy dick

Say what you want about how small penises are a huge letdown, but the one thing that is worse than a little man spade is the disappointment of a sizable man shovel that is obviously just for show, NOT for actually accomplishing anything.

So, you see, not all men with their primary energy in their penises are worth writing home about, Mr. Thimble. It’s all well and good for a man to be packing heat in his Hanes, but what holds truer than anything when it comes to a penis is the basic notion of quality over quantity (within reason obviously!).

As far as the big dick that bombs, let’s talk about some “bad” big dick types and their failures…

Bad big dick type one: The big but lazy, couch-potato dick

This big dick thinks size matters – and that is ALL that matters!

In a nutshell, these penises are useless and only serve to take up space, like a trophy you won ages ago that would be collecting dust in the garage if you weren’t so damn proud of that you want everybody and their brother -or sister…- to see it.

It’s like Cameron’s dad’s 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder, which is meant to be kept pristeen and with low mileage because you think it’s a collector’s item.

A vagina is to be fucked properly; it’s not a parking garage for a man’s most prized status symbol that he only wants to look at but never drive.

Bad big dick type two: The fishing pole penis

This type of penis has no real bait with which to catch a vagina’s attention. It’s just a thin pole. Period. (It may as well be a pin dick for all the good it ISN’T!)

It’s like a simple cane pole with no line, hooks or live bait – or a rod without a reel or lures. You might have the basis for catching something, but you’re missing the complete set of penis paraphernalia.

Sure. It’s good for poking in the water and watching the ripples, but it doesn’t have what it takes to be at all competitive.

It’s like bringing a crab fork to eat a big, thick, juicy steak… Uhm… No! Not gonna happen.

…But that’s not all!! Types three, four, and five up next!

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2 comments to A Large Penis Is Not Always a Big Deal: Dick Types I

  • Mr. Thimble

    So many cases and kinds of bad dicks out there. I think my last comment was right – the bad dick really is more of a control switch for keeping the man in his place. It’s only the select few who have all of what it takes to satisfy who should consider their organ as real *sex* organ.

    If it’s no good for sex why pretend by calling it a sex organ at all?

  • EmmaJane

    You better believe it, my main Thimble man! There are bad dicks all over the place unfortunately, and they must be kept in their proper place. Of course, it’s the bad ones that really makes a woman appreciate the good ones. I think the bad ones are merely phallic symbols while the good ones are the real deal. They are sex dynamite! 😉

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