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Love Scene – or Dud Scene?

The Anticipation of a Scorching Hot Sex Sceneinadequate dick, small penis humiliation, little dick, quick cummer

It was very recently that I was watching a movie in which the raw physical chemistry between the male and female leads was obviously building to that moment when passion would overwhelm them and they would give in to animal lust. The magnetism would result in their finally becoming lovers!

As a very passionate and sexual woman, I was very much looking forward to (what I thought would surely be) a titillating scene when this incredibly attractive man would quite literally sweep the object of his affection off her feet and present her with an unmatched erotic interlude. I knew it was merely to be good ol’ fashioned vanilla sex, but the heat factor was nonetheless very promising.

Well, all hope was quickly dashed and expectation went out the window. Let me tell you why…

The Crash and Burn of the Cinematic Cock

The Immediate Build-Up

Clothes flying… Solid, glistening masculine chest… Full, heaving womanly bosom… Shapely bare asses all around… Animalistic kissing, biting, licking, caressing…

It was like the two characters were inhaling and consuming each other, body and soul – and then it happened!

“Houston, We Have Lift-Off!”

Finally, Mr. Man scoops his woman off the floor and holds her against the wall as she wraps her legs around him. He then proceeds to begin fucking her with vigor, amidst a massive amount of moaning, groaning, sweating, and panting.

“Well, this sounds promising,” you say. “What could be wrong with that scene?!”

Then the Crash Happens

In response to your question, what killed the scene for me was this fact: It lasted all of about five minutes – with THREE of those being the sex itself!

You have GOT to be kidding me! Seriously?! Can we all say “inadequate dick”?!

inadequate dick, small penisThe Big Let-Down

Ladies and gentlemen, let me be clear. NO fucking -whether cinematic or live and in-person- that lasts three minutes before a man blows his wad is anywhere in the ballpark of gratifying. To the contrary, it is disappointing, sad, pitiful, pathetic, and a damn shame! It is a testament to an inadequate dick!!

(I realize this was a fictional display, but the event could have at least be made to look as though the fucking unfolded over a longer period of time!)

Sad Little Shorty?

Those men sporting small dicks, which are notorious for being quick-on-the-draw, will find this “sexual thumbnail” to be most familiar. After all, part-and-parcel of a good round of small penis humiliation is pointing out the embarrass fact that penile stick men are quick cummers. Any actual sex they’re lucky enough to have is like a trailer for the movie. You get an idea of the plot, but that’s it. The juicy, exciting scenes are left out.

Maybe He-Man in this movie had a pixie stick of a penis between his legs, and the overwhelming passion ignited it like a little firecracker, which pops almost immediately once lit? I don’t know, but the sighs his partner made when he shot his load were her disappointment in his pitiful performance and completely inadequate dick.

Nice Size Plus No Control Equals Inadequate Dick Too!

Fast and Furious Dick

While size does matter, size alone does not make for a cock that brings women back for more! The only thing that could be worse than the prospect of a little dick and a spurt in seconds is a nicely sized cock that cannot hold its cum. Thumbs down on any quick firing penis!!

Just because a cock falls within the range of an acceptable or ideal size, this does not mean the owner has a commendable -or for that matter, even a rudimentary- level of cock control. In keeping with the flight metaphors, this would be like someone with a student pilot license trying to serve as captain of an Airbus. Talk about a disaster waiting to happen! Inadequate dick!

The Lazy Dick

Sometimes the cock control deficiency is simply the result of Lazy Dick Syndrome, in which a cock of “decent” size is lazy because of the notion that poking a pussy with such a cock is all it takes to satisfy a woman; therefore, there need be only a few “impressive” in-and-out stroke cycles required before cumming. What a waste! It’s enough to piss a woman off when a substantial cock has a big ego to match and not a hint of staying power. Inadequate dick!!

Lesson to Be Learned

The knowledge to be garnered by penis owners from the unfortunate cinematic incident to which I was witness is this: Whether you got the short end of the dick stick or you were gifted with a cock that is of such size that it doesn’t make women laugh, lacking cock control makes yours a dud dick.

Know that being fast as lightning is not reserved for bantam weight penises; it happens with some unfortunate, larger, “real man” cocks as well. Quick cumming makes your penis deserving of a harsh word (or many harsh words!), whether it’s “almost four inches” or “almost nine inches”.

And… Finally, no woman likes a cocky man with a lazy cock. Filling a pussy and cumming after you move it for a few minutes is NOT satisfying or impressive; it’s frustrating, useless, and disappointing as well.

Cock control is for ALL men and ALL penises!!

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