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Mistress EmmaJane Revealed: Sexy Trivia Answers (Part One)

So how well do you think you know or able to make accurate inferences about yours truly? Read on for the answers to my EmmaJane sexy trivia questions from my previousMistress EmmaJane, phone sex, domination post “Mistress EmmaJane Birthday Trivia Round One: Sexy Time”…

Fifty Shades of “No Thanks!”

Which of the following erotic movies featuring BDSM themes do I utterly loathe and have never watched in its entirety?

a) “Quills” (2000)
b) “Fifty Shades of Grey”*
c) “Secretary” (2002)
d) “Blue Velvet”(1986)

I. loathe. this. movie. Period!

Saying that I’ve never watched “Fifty Shades of Grey” in its entirety is a vast understatement. The only clips I saw were those shown in various trailers for the movie and short review clips – and those were more than enough to tell me all I needed to know.

While those made me gag (given the selection of scenes and the less than attention-grabbing “acting”), reading summaries and a great variety of reviews -especially from individuals who understand and/or practice BDSM- led to suffer from a flaming case of “Mistress EmmaJane cinematic scorn,” and I promptly rebuffed any and all exposure to what I refer to as “Fifty Shades of Shit”.

People should not consult this nonsense as a primer for domination or submission, unless it is taken to be a “how not to” resource! Yep, I hate it!!

Vanilla Sex, But No Vanilla Custard

I love the scene in 9-1/2 Weeks (in my opinion, a glorious tale of sensual domination!) when Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger have an erotic food-fest in the kitchen, and I have been known to enjoy playing with food in the bedroom. Which of the following foods has NOT been eaten off my body in the past?

a) Chocolate mousse
b) Honey
c) Jello
d) Vanilla custard*

I’ve had chocolate mousse spread about on and licked from the cheeks of my firm ass. I’ve had honey drizzled over and nibbled from the smokin’ hot breasts Mother Nature gave me. I’ve made Jello jiggle on various parts of my body.

However, I have never had an erotic interlude with vanilla custard.

It’s not that I don’t enjoy this particular sweet treat; the opportunity for some erotic play with it has simply never presented itself. It still remains on my to-do list! *naughty, mischievous wink*

An EmmaJane Original

If you’ve read very much of my blog or otherwise have gotten to very much about me, chances are you know I am a rabid fan of strap-on sex. Among my arsenal of sex toys, I have one harness that is my go-to and easily my favorite above all others. From where did my favorite strap-on harness come?

a) It was custom-made for me by a partner.*
b) It was purchased for me by a partner.
c) It was a cast-off from a girlfriend, who decided she was not into strap-on sex.
d) It was custom-made for me by a caller.

I had a partner whose sole purpose in life was having his ass plowed any chance he had, so… In a gesture I know was selfishly propelled (but nonetheless most appreciated!), he decided to whip out his little sewing machine and get to work.

I was gifted a very sturdy strap-on harness (Vac-u-lock all the way, Baby!), and it more than fit the “fucking” bill!

You know I love nothing more than having a big, weighty dildo strapped on for taking my erotic prey and handing out a good, solid, vigorous pounding – and this harness has seen far more than its fair share of action!!

Since your Mistress EmmaJane is THE strap-on queen, having something unique and one-of-a-kind for my ass-fucking antics should come as no surprise.

Coming up: In my next post, I’ll finish up giving you the right answers on round one of this get-to-know EmmaJane endeavor…

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