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Pussy Demystified 101: A Vagina Tutorial

 

pussy, vagina facts, penis size, sexNot so long ago, I went off on a blog rant about the whole penis size issue and the truth about length and girth. Feedback from that post, in conjunction with my original basis for it, has led me to feel that addressing certain aspects of the female anatomy that it seems many men simply do not quite understand. Girls, it’s time for some pussy power!!

Guys, if you find the vagina to be some sexual enigma, here you go. This series is for you! May you find it helpful in your trek to a woman’s pubic region…

One: A vagina is not a bottomless pit, a wind tunnel, an empty void or black hole that is going to suck up any and everything that comes too close to it.

Penis Length Again? Really?!

Again, stop thinking length is THE ONLY dimension of your dick and the end all and be all to women!! Stop it NOW!

As I mentioned in “Penis Size 102: The Myth of the Mighty Length,” the average depth of a vagina is 3-4”. While it *can* expand up to 200%, when aroused, that would result in 8” deep on the high end; therefore, anything past the maximum depth of any individual vagina is wasted dick, plain and simple.

Those excess inches are going nowhere fast, least of all in that pussy!

Reel It in! You’re Being Wasteful!!

While it may make you want to beat your chest like Tarzan or feel like you just proudly planted you flag on the newly discovered Planet Pussy, cock overflow is not impressive to a woman.

We haven’t hired a documentary film crew to capture the moment so everyone can marvel over how your super schlong failed to disappear into the endless depths of that pussy.

(Besides, about what you SHOULD a little more concerned is whether we can feel it going inside, as you length, stud man, is not the main prompting of the question “Is it in yet?” Does the name “needle dick” ring any bells, Slenderman?? Long can slip right in easily; thin as a wisp of smoke cannot!)

So… Just remember: You’re not snaking an endless drain nor are you spelunking far underground, so you better go-go-Gadget and retract your elephantine appendage, should you have one!

(And, no, I am not advocating for the small penis population out there because size DOES matter and we absolutely DO want “respectable” length in a man. However, 10″ is not “respectable”; it’s excessive, quite literally IN FACT!)

Two: A woman’s cervix is not made of some titanium alloy, and you are not General Titus, slamming away relentlessly with your battering ram in an effort to conquer Jerusalem.

Stop That Damn Pussy Probing Already!

Going balls deep or bottoming out might make you feel like some kind of he-man or king of the hill. However, pounding on a woman’s cervix repeatedly, like the SWAT team trying to breach the door of a crack house, is not going to result in some earth-shattering orgasm; it IS, however, going to result in one irritated woman, who is ready to throw up the white flag, if only it will get you to stop your cervical assault.

Are you aware that your insensitive jabbing activities CAN bruise a woman’s cervix? Yes. I said “bruise” it. Out of curiosity, how would you like having your balls busted and bruised during sex? I thought not… So stop banging your head against the wall, as it were!

 Hoping For a Helpful Example

To better get the gist of the degree of annoyance involved here, imagine how it would feel if a woman incessantly and forcefully jackhammered the back of your throat with something firm -say like a rubber cock!- while you were having sex, thinking that her bitch-owning of that hot hole makes you want to almost immediately erupt in a 10.0 magnitude orgasm, complete with projectile ejaculation.

No. I don’t see it happening that way either, so ease up, Attila!

Next up: Another hugely false myth about vaginas and a clit-schooling…

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