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A Funny Little Lube Story From the Assplay Queen (Part One)

Lube is where it's at! Mistress EmmaJane 800-601-6975

Lube is where it’s at!
Mistress EmmaJane
800-601-6975

Got Ass?

If you’ve wandered around my blog much at all, have asked me about my personal sexual hot buttons or mentioned your own appreciation for anal play, you know that I am an assplay fanatic. The things I will exuberantly and ecstatically do to the male derriere would make a porn star blush.

Anal sex play via fingers, toys, my strap-on, and even more (because sometimes you have to be creative at a moment’s notice…) is not -nor has it ever been- something I pretend to enjoy just to humor a man’s requests and send his cock to full mast. In fact, I am so passionate about ass play that I will not have any part of a man giving it up if he has no real interest in anal stimulation and is only acquiescing because it turns me into a human fireball. It has to be a two-way street, else my lusty libido is going to take a powder. I need to feed off his own zealousness and anal motivation, as it were.

Lube On Standby? Check!

In any event, I am always prepared with plenty of lube in the event that I need it. (Better to have it and not need it… You know the rest.) My philosophy is that there is simply no such thing as too much lube when you’re heading in the back door for some action. A woman has to be ready to go after what she wants at all times. Just in case the possibility of anal sex for him in some way, shape or form may present itself, MUST… have … lube…

On this particular evening, I had no idea how something as simple as lube was going to set the stage for some sexual slapstick comedy amid a highly charged , frenzied, strap-on sex romp…

2 comments to A Funny Little Lube Story From the Assplay Queen (Part One)

  • John

    I was looking for the link to click to continue the story. Then I saw it was only part one and I have to wait.

    I see what you did there.

    A tease and denial strap on story. 2 kinks in one.

    Damn you’re good. Looking forward to part 2!

  • Empress EmmaJane

    I’m glad to hear you were ready to read more, John – and I am just as pleased to know you felt that little extra sting of denial with the wait. I do love nothing more than a good rousing tease! I hope you’ve caught parts two and three, as I think they’re worth the wait (like other things that may follow a long, slow, tempting tease…). 😉

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