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Your Small Dick Is Not Her Problem

Little Dick, Big Reality Check

Sometimes the most obvious answer to a problem is right there in front of you. Take, for instance, your small dick... Mistress EmmaJane  800-601-6975

Sometimes the most obvious answer to a problem is right there in front of you. Take, for instance, your small dick…
Mistress EmmaJane
800-601-6975

You have some concerns -or should we call them complaints?- about your sexual interactions with women. Of course, you just know that any problem there is could not possibly be your own; the woman must be the issue. After all, you’ve got it going on in the bedroom – or so you think. I just hate to burst your ego’s bubble here (not really! *laughs*), but someone has to do it. You “deserve” to know – and this femdom Mistress will always be honest with you, even with the truth (much like your little jizz jacker) is not pretty..

So… Every now and again, a time arrives when a reality check is in order. We’re going to take one of those now. Brace yourself – and the “root” of your identity…

The Humiliating Reality of Your Small Dick Inadequacies

Those poor, delusional pinky dicks… They’re always so distracted with being attention whores and cumming faster than the blink of an eye that some of them simply don’t have a clue how pitifully inadequate when it comes to pleasing a woman. They try, they fail, and they deny the truth.

Perhaps you are one of these men, and the embarrassment and shame you know you will feel when you acknowledge the truth seems just too much to bear. Nonetheless, it’s time to face the music of small penis humiliation. If you look down at your lap and see a mini-me as opposed to a mega-me AND you find yourself making any of the following statements after a woman looks at you during sex like she would rather be plucking her eyebrows, read on. This one’s for you.

Complaint #1: “She just doesn’t feel tight.”

You whine because you think the sex is not what it could be because she is “too loose” or “all stretched out,” when in reality the narrow neck of a good ol’ fashioned soft drink bottle would feel cavernous to you. Do not blame her pussy for the fact that your fingerlike fuck frank is too tiny to produce friction is ANY vagina. It’s time to come back down to Earth, small fry! You have a pathetic dick!!

Now, you sit and ponder that for a bit. Grab a ruler if you would like. It won’t change the truth. Prepare for more erotic humiliation. In the next post, we’ll continue on with your complaints – and reinforce your puny peen reality!

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