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The Cam Attack of the Small Penis

Welcome Back From the Small Dick

Wouldn’t you know my first evening back would serve to quickly remind me of something no real woman could or would ever miss – a little, floppy, shriveled, pitiful excuse for a penis!

Here I sat, minding my own business, attending to some naughty sex kittens, nylon lovers, panty sniffers, ass worshippers, and cum eaters when it happened. The phone rang, and I was met with a sexy voice that would melt a woman’s panties right off. I falsely assumed this to be a promising sign.

This erroneous sense of security continued when I accepted the video call and still remained when I got a look at the body -the dressed body- that belonged to the voice. The DRESSED body was good, from head to toe. So… I’m feeling great promise, until… The boxers dropped – and my excitement dropped right along with them.

Little Dicks Should Come With Warnings

“Good evening, Mr. Floppy…” was the first sentence the voice in my head could manage. That was immediately followed by an “Is that it?!” and “You have just GOT to be kidding me.”

There is was on cam – one short, limp, bouncing pencil dick. W.O.W. How NOT impressive. Pun intended, I felt nothing shy of shortchanged! It must absolutely suck to be the owner of something with such little promise. Is it too much to expect a warning that one is about to see such a puny and pathetic pecker?! How about something like “What I am about to show you is going to completely humiliate and embarrass me and most likely make you cringe, shake your head in pity or simply erupt in hooting laughter.”

Oh no. Just launch that tiny bullet out of your undies with no notice or warning. This was NOT my idea of a desirable surprise. Needless to say, with what I was visually assaulted proved to be a prime candidate for some small penis humiliation – especially since since pee wee penis couldn’t even manage to stand at full attention. How utterly ridiculous!

Deflated dick, deflated ego…

6 comments to The Cam Attack of the Small Penis

  • Steven

    After reading mine is stretching out to his full optional reaching out to touch my belly button just to show he not a tiny lol

  • Ms.EmmaJane, I am always stunned when that happens! Imagine how short changed we feel, let alone how the teenie weenie feels! It never fails that they present a masculine front, only to reveal nothing more then an enlarged clit! My first reaction? I always laugh! I just can’t help myself. Whats funny is typically the laughter spurs on the teenie weenie to grow! Well, grow is being kind. Great post!

  • Empress EmmaJane

    Oh! Ms. Meredith, you should have seen that pathetic little thing. It looked like a little cyclops cockipede, all wriggly and worm-like, with that one beady eye staring straight down. To add insult to injury, the wee worm couldn’t even rise to the occasion. He may have looked like a man with his boxers on, but he was anything but a man underneath them!

  • Empress EmmaJane

    Just look at you bragging about your business… 😉

  • Empress EmmaJane

    Yes. I know exactly what you are thinking – and it is not about being small… 😉

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