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Is That It?!?! Well-Deserved Humiliation for a Pencil Small Dick

Words of the Small Dick

Little… Runtish… Wee… Shrimpy… Miniature… Tiny… Inadequate… Scrawny… Slender… Pin-like… Oh! The list of  words that are so “fitting” when describing a small dick seems almost endless. Too bad there is such a large pool of descriptors for something so pathetic, useless, and teeny! If you’re a man who has heard any of the plethora of terms that can be uttered by a woman in shock to describe the horror and disappointment of seeing a wimpy weenie, we need to talk…

Defining a Small Dick

So… You with the dinky dick… the puny pecker… the bite-sized boner… Let us get one thing very clear: YOU are insufficient and have a waifish worm if (1) Your dicklet is small and toylike and/or (2) You have a skinny pencil dick. If you are lacking in length and/or girth, then YOU have a small dick! 7” in length, but no bigger around than a needle? Small dick! As thick as a fireman’s hose, but a mere 3” with a full hard-on? Small dick! If you’re on the proverbial short end of either stick, then YOU are lacking AND you DO, in fact, have a less-than-desirable –and small!!- dick!

Deserved Humiliation for the Small Dick

Now, while no woman in her right mind is going to have any interest in your lack of manhood, at least it can provide her with some amusement! Since you do not measure up, it is only natural that laughter and humiliation should be directed at the scrubby, fingerlike projection between your legs. Seriously! What do you expect? To be welcomed with open legs and invited in for a visit? I think not! In such a case, laughter is definitely the best medicine for being subjected to a dainty dick. Not to mention the fact that you deserve to be embarrassed, maligned, and ridiculed for calling yourself a “man.”

Not a “Real” Dick? NOT a Real Man!

A “real man” has a real cock, one that can satisfy a woman’s desire to be stretched AND filled. When you cannot accomplish BOTH of these goals, you are a worthless, pitiful, and pathetic wannabe man. You’re a prick poser! The next time you think about revealing your “little” secret to an unsuspecting woman, keep in mind just what you deserve: fits of laughter, merciless mocking, chastising, and full-on humiliation! Then… Once you have been made to feel as miniature as your nipped nub, put that thing away and keep it where it belongs: out of sight (or in a pair of panties)!!

7 comments to Is That It?!?! Well-Deserved Humiliation for a Pencil Small Dick

  • You know, Ms. EmmaJane, It always amazes me that these losers with their pathetic wee willies think they might actually stand a chance with a woman. All I can say is that I hope they are good with their tongues and prepared to eat a lot real-man flavored cream pie! 🙂

  • Empress EmmaJane

    Amen to that, Ms. Hunter! How can these delusional men possibly think that something which could double as an extra finger could ever satisfy any woman?! My philosophy is this: If you don’t have enough to FULLY satisfy me, then you can be on clean-up duty after a “real” man who can! 😉

  • Tiny

    Hi Empress Emma Jane,
    Wow. great post. I would fit right in. 3.5 inches erect and no girth. Also a premature ejaculator. Still a virgin. Those real men are double my size. Would you laugh at me?

  • Empress EmmaJane

    Hello there, Tiny – and I’m certainly NOT just talking about your name! *laughs* 3-1/2 inches, skinny, AND quick on the trigger?! Ouch! That is definitely NOT an appealing combination. Of course, those little mini-nubs have no stamina at all, so it’s no wonder you can’t last! It’s obviously safe to say that you don’t have women beating down your door – or anything else! *still laughing* I am glad to hear that you know real men have much more than you have – and that will NEVER change… *still laughing*

  • BigDom

    Wow this is all very new to me. I thought at almost 5inches I had something going on. Looking back at my past sexual experiences a lot makes since now. I still think i’m an ok size, these 8 and 9 inch cocks are very rare. With someone my size you don’t have to worry about pain, just enjoy the ride.

  • Jimmy

    Miss Emma,
    I appreciate your blog. I am so glad I went back and read it. Names? Wow! I guess I have heard a few. From one of my very first girlfriends who simply said “Awwwwww, sweetheart” in the most pitying tone I think I have ever heard. Later a “girlfriend” and I use the term loosely simply called me her “little guy” – ouch! I could never say anything to object to her “little names” for me. In fact, as sooon as she’d use one – I’d get completely tongue tied and feel quite subservient. She’d tease me about that too – “awwwwww, nothin’ to say, huh, honey”. I can’t fully describe it. When a lady points to my inadequacy in a verbal way I feel so helpless. She totally “owns me”. I feel completely humiliated, and yet warm at the same time.

  • Empress EmmaJane

    See… A woman doesn’t have to be harsh or overtly cruel to get the point across about a guy’s “little buddy.” It’s very easy to make a point via using sweet little pet names and expressing sympathy or pity for a little member. After all, it isn’t the owner’s fault that his mini-me got dealt the short end of the stick. 😉 I’m aware that these sympathetic-type responses can leave a man speechless, humiliated, yet feeling powerless simultaneously – and it sounds as though you are all too familiar with those sensations, my dear little Jimmy. 🙂

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