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Magic Mouth XXL: Strip and Suck (Part Two)

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In part two of John’s latest cock-sucking romp, we pick up at the time when he arrives at his destination…

Where’s the Surprise?

Cock-crazy John arrives at the designated venue, only to find that no one was there, save the host himself, who promptly led my cum-slut to a back room.

Once inside this room, John realized quickly that it was completely empty and all but completely dark.

While he really couldn’t see what was going on in the room, John adjusted to the dark enough to have some sense of what was occurring. During his acclimation to the bare, almost-black room, my cock-sucker extraordinaire heard the door close, the lock click, and the host’s voice voice, telling him to “Take off your clothes, get on your knees, and take what I give you.”

Oh yeah! John had a feeling he knew exactly what that meant. It was about to be cock-sucking time!!

Naked and Waiting

The Challenge Is Delivered

After doing as he was instructed, cock-loving faggot boy John heard a knock on the door. In walked his host and another man, one who was bare from the waist down and had a partial hard-on.

He then heard his host say, “This is the first of many – and you’re going to have to suck your way out of this,” as if his statement carried a threat that would cause John worry and anxiety.

However, this man obviously had no idea that John Boy the Jizz-Slurper here was not into 50-yard dash cock-sucking, where it’s a case of one-and-done; no, he of the prime prick pucker was a marathon sucking machine.

Cock-Sucking Time Becomes Game Time!

BUT… Instead of coming clean about that compelling lust for having his oral fuck hole gang-banged by a crowd of twitching cocks (the more, the merrier; the more time, the better), Hot Stuff decided he was going to go against what’s natural for him and, instead of appearing nervous or new to the deep-throating game in a slow and tentative way, he was going to show off his superior cock-sucking skills by playing a little beat-the-cock-clock…

 

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Magic Mouth XXL: Strip and Suck

‘Cause I Love It!cock-sucking, faggot cock-sucker, cum-eater

Oh yeah! My favorite, hot-to-trot, gorgeous, cock-sucking sexpot John has been at it again!

Of course, he IS the dick-devouring King of “Oh-please-shove-hordes-of-cock-down-my-throat” and prides himself on a blowjob well-done, each and every time he gets the chance. I’m just wild about him because this GQ hottie KNOWS just how to suck cock!!

Since I love bragging on him and his fiery lust for the junk and spunk, I enjoying broadcasting his tales of cock-sucking delerium. I love having the sordid details memorialized for all to see!

“I MUST Tell You About a Party I Went to…”

…Was what he included in the short, right-to-the-point e-mail he sent in an effort to determine when I would be available for storytime. My immediate thought was “Is now too soon?!” and my response was off into cyberspace in a matter of moments.

I would now eagerly await the call wherein I would get an earful about my cock-slut’s mouthful!

“I’m Gonna Hear a Story! I’m Gonna Hear a Story!”

Because I rabidly adore hearing his tales of dick-worshipping debauchery, I am genuinely delighted at the fact that John will not fail to call me up when he’s been busy scarfing down plenty of cocks and load upon load of that sweet Ball Brûlèe.

This knowledge gives me some cursory ideas about this party he mentioned – and already begins ringing my man-I-get-off-on-a-cock-sucker bell. I’m ready for our time together! I. Am. All. Ears! Let’s hear it!!

Ring-a-Ding-Ding, Cock-Sucker Calling!

You know I get wetter than Cherrapunjee during monsoon season over a man who unabashedly embraces designating his own mouth as an oral cock receptacle that’s always open for business, so I find myself titillated beyond description when I hear my darling faggot cock-sucker on the other end of the line.

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This is the hefty glass plug cock-sucker John had in place for our story time!

Ahhhhh… Yes… And…

My “cocky” John (pun somewhere in there…) is SUCH a good boy that he even stuffed his hot, horny ass full with his BIG, glass butt plug, before calling me up to tell me about his cock-scapade. Go, my cock-addicted, cum-eating ass whore!!

“Imagine Seeing You Here!”

So… My hot-bodied cum-sucker decided to go to a new gym early one morning, and much to his shock and embarrassment, he ran into a (well-endowed!) guy he’d previously blown. While he was stunned to see this chap, lusty cock-monkey John was also excited. Imagine that!

While speaking with this man who’d blasted cum down his throat in the past, John was invited to a party, BUT there was one little caveat: said party would be starting in an hour, AND… John was told that he WOULD be there; he had no choice in the matter, as a surprise awaited him there.

So, being the good boy that he is and incapable of denying his craving for cock, he made his way to see what surprise was awaiting him…

Practical Spunk Fun for the Avid Cum-Eater

coached cum-eatingTried & True Methods for Jerk Sauce Enjoyment

Blowing your load in your hand… Coating your fingers with cum… Shooting in a shot glass… Aiming to fill a spoon… Making some frozen jizz cubes…

Yes. You spooge-snacking pros know all too well that those are some of the good ol’ standbys for where you might easily aim and leave that fresh glob of gonad goo, just before you take it to your waiting mouth, and eat your own cum, play with it, and/or even “wear it” for a while – whether now or later.

A good cum-eater typically hones these methods to a fine art!

Beyond Your Basic Spaff Success

While there is nothing at all wrong with employing these tried and true methods for getting your man seed from point A to point B (and I really don’t care HOW you get it there, as long as you do!), why not get a little creative with your nut butter for even more cock chowder fun?

How about integrating your gentleman’s relish into your Life beyond that moment when you pop your cork?

After all, sometimes turning things up a notch is just what a cum-eater needs!!

Wanting More From Your Twinkie Filling

For those of you who are experienced, “self-indulging” cum connoisseurs, you know you can get your get that trouser gravy to your mouth with no problem, using those quick, solid, well-worn methods.

As with anything we do that we successfully conquer and then engage with some semblance of regularity, time and repetition can become a little mundane or too predictable, and our routine needs to be shaken up to rev up our interest.

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Schlong Juice Ideas for the Home and Kitchen

The following are some starter ideas for enjoying either fresh or frozen nut wallop at home – daily, for special occasions or whenever the mood strikes you:

  • Try a squirt of two-ball compound on your toothbrush, then polish your teeth!
  • “Freshen your breath” by gargling with -and swallowing!- some splooge mouthwash!
  • Liquid pearl complex cum facial for silky smooth skin: Add it to a face cream or lotion and apply it to your face – or squeeze it on your face directly “from the tap” and rub it in!
  • Some creamer for your coffee?
  • Try some pole milk on those bran flakes!
  • How about a little of the “house special” dressing for your salad?
  • Liven up your condiments!! Add a healthy dash of protein to your mayo, ketchup or mustard to create your own signature blend.
  • What about some freshly-churned ice cream made with man-yogurt? If you have an ice cream maker -traditional or electric- at home, add some jerk-off jello to your full dairy cream, whole milk, sugar, salt, and vanilla extract , then let your mixture churn for the appropriate amount of time. Yummy!
  • A little ghost load whipped cream on that “special ice cream”? Should you happen to have a whipped cream in your kitchen, fill the canister with some testicle tapioca with your sugar and whipping cream, shake, then have yourself a dollop of your very own personalized man cream!

What creative things do you do (or would like to try) with your cum? Share you stories, experiences, and suggestions in the comments!

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Peek-a-Boo, I See You…

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I know many a sissy, crossdresser, and panty boy who take great joy in wearing panties every day and feel like slipping on those delicate intimates is as natural and essential as putting on a watch, eyeglasses or a pair of shoes.

For far more than a scattered few, even when going to the office, shop, business meeting, on the road or out of town, there is a pair of soft, silky panties hiding underneath those boy clothes that time at work or on errands demands be worn. (What can you expect from a rabid panty lover???)

Wherever they are, they have against their skin a constant reminder of their delicious secret, and once they have become comfortable and confident wearing this special token of femininity, they come to feel it’s a secret that no one they see could possibly know.

Hiding in Plain Sight – or Simply in Plain Sight?!

BUT… What if someone did know? What if someone could tell that you’re a panty lover?

Is that outer “disguise” always as effective as one might like to think it is? Is this notion that no one will ever be able to tell that there are panties under those dress pants, khakis or jeans just an illusion? Does that lovely lingerie so simply and easily blend with the piece of clothing over it?

Apparently not always…

“Attractive Man, Aisle One!”

I was out shopping recently, and I found myself in line behind an individual whom I can only describe as a “man’s man”. He was about six feet tall, lean and moderately muscular, sporting well-coiffed salt-and-pepper hair, wearing a neatly-pressed button-down shirt and dark khaki pants. This man was, in my personal assessment, quite handsome.

Since I did find him attractive and he was right there in front of me with him back turned, I figured I would take advantage of the view and size him up. Of course, being an ass woman, that means my eyes went directly to his nicely rounded, firm, juicy derriere.

I saw more than I expected!!

panties, crossdressing“Pardon Me, I Can See Your… Secret”

It was the moment my eyes hit him below the belt when I noticed it. While it was actually subtle, I KNEW I had discovered what could be nothing other than panty lines – and it looked like Mr. Man there had on a pair of traditional bikini panties under his trousers!

I don’t know if anyone else noticed, but I know I without a doubt did, and I couldn’t help but wonder how often panty lover here went out wearing women’s undergarments and whether anyone else had ever accidentally discovered his secret as a man in panties.

While I feel most confident that no other man would have noticed, I venture to guess I couldn’t possibly be the sole woman to have noticed, whether on this particular day or another.

Some of you panty lovers have asked me before whether women can tell that you’re wearing panties under your boy clothes. In at least some instances, this little tale might provide the answer to your question…

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WhOa, Man, Come Here! (Part Two)

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A couple of weeks ago, I had occasion to watch one of my favorite movies, Kinky Boots (2005) [You know I love, love, LOVE those queens!], when I was reminded just how Chiwetel Ejiofor -Simon aka Lola- gives me the vapors throughout the duration of that fabulous flick.

If you think this is a case of having the hots for this exceptional actor in a tux, sleek suit or button-down, think again.

This is a personal anecdote on lust for a crossdressing man

Leave Your Expectations at the Door!

Let me be very clear. When taking Mr. Ejiofor into account, we’re not talking about a man you “might expect” to ever see dressed in female clothing… ever! Look at photos of him. Listen to that voice during interviews. Take note of the masculine body language and mannerisms. R-e-a-l man, Baby!!

He’s 5’10”, of average frame for a man of his height, has a deep (baritone-deep at select moments during the movie!) and commanding voice, and actually looks like a man’s man when in boy garb.

Nothing girlie about the real Chiwetel!

Tasty Dish in a Dress

What a Man as a Woman!

Despite the dignified, sophisticated masculinity he naturally possesses in a suit and tie as the straight man he is in real time, in this film he manages to pull off being incredibly effeminate (with a smoldering masculine undertone), confidently flamboyant, and gay.

He prisses, he struts, and he walks and talks with a definitive girlie manner, whether clad in boy or girl getup.

(Yes. Yes. I know. He is a drag queen in the flick, but that is merely semantics. He IS a man dressed in women’s clothes during the vast majority of the movie; therefore, he IS a crossdressing man. One more note, while drag queens do tend to be gay, your garden variety crossdressers are NOT gay.)

I’ll Have Some of That Sassitude Please!

Now, not to at all slight my ladies and dolls who feel and act submissively as an essential part of their experience when dressed, but what really blows my pleated skirt up when watching Lola do her thing is the feminine power she exudes… that incredible èlan that never wanes… that joie de vivre that makes her so magnetic… Lola is truly charismatic, in charge – and hot to boot! (Pun well intended!!)

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Lola in “Kinky Boots” (2005) [Miramax]

The Irony in the Attire

…And while I personally find Chiwetel moderately attractive in his real time male mode, I could eat Lola up with a spoon, leaving nothing behind but remnants of flashy sequins, colorful feathers, and a pair of stiletto heels, whether she is sporting heavy make-up, a short, flashy dress and pair of thigh high boots à la drag queen… OR a more “conservative” and “muted” (and I use those terms very loosely here) business, daywear or “casual” look.

By the way, for those of you who worry about your voice undermining the appeal of your crossdressing adventures, don’t! Part of Lola’s vast appeal to me IS the fact that her voice is deep. In fact, it gives me the tingles all over…

Oh yes! A crossdressing man CAN be sexually desirable to a woman, very much so – and I’m here to tell you that Lola can come do her thing on my “catwalk” any day of the week!

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