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What Stops You From Cum-Eating? (Part Two)

cum-eating, cum load, taste of cum“It’s Just… Gross Though, Isn’t It?!”

Excuses, Excuses…

Uhm… And just why is it gross? Do you think it’s gross when you want to pump a hot cum load in a woman’s mouth?? No. Is it gross when she swallows your spunk? No. You’re curious about something you expect a woman to do without flinching, so stop with this grasping for excuses NOT to indulge in a shot o’ spooge yourself!

Beyond the Taste

It’s Cum-Eating, Not Cum-Huffing, Time

If it’s not the idea of the taste of cum that bothers you, is it the smell or a textural issue that makes you squeamish? So it can smell a bit like bleach, certain exotic mushrooms or Magnolia trees in bloom, and those are not particularly delightful aromas. However, no one said you need to be sniffing your cum like some bloodhound getting ready to track a fugitive. Sometimes you just have to grin and bear some things in order to partake of the enjoyment they offer.

I realize taste and smell are designed to work in tandem, but having a bad attitude regarding either of these aspects before you ever try cum-eating is just being plain silly. If you took some time to ponder some foods you really enjoy, I promise you will eventually think of more than one that may not be particularly enticing to the nostrils, but damn if they doesn’t taste good!

The Way It Feels Against the Tongue

As far as the texture is concerned, well, it’s not the same every time you cum either. It can range from not much thicker than precum (like a thinner sauce) to creamy (like pudding that is just beginning to set) to a consistency like Jello when hot water is stirred into it and it begins to gelatinize. Cum’s texture is not always predictable!

Think of it this way: Cum can be a bit of a delicacy in that each shot is one-of-a-kind in its own way, and you just have to learn to accept and appreciates the nuances of each cum load. It’s a peculiar culinary delight, as it were, that can only be “cooked up” in your very own body – AND you might even want to consider that cum-eating can potentially be good for you! Positivity goes a long way in achieving success!!

Next, I will address a reason for cum-eating hesitation that I can actually understand, and I have a suggestion for you and that cum load that is waiting to make its way successfully to your mouth!

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What Stops You From Cum-Eating? (Part One)

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I was recently speaking with someone about male curiosity regarding cum-eating, and we got into an in-depth discussion as to various reasons that exist in the mind of a man when he has an inclination to try tasting his own cum but hesitates or stops just short of doing so. (Naturally, there was an accompanying discussion of the virtues of coached cum-eating, led by a dominant woman to help remedy this “problem”.)

I thought our cum-eating “troubleshooting” thoughts were worth sharing, since they might be reassuring to some of you who want to taste your man pudding but can’t quite get there. While I am going to mention several different reasons, I will begin with what seems to be one of the most popular causes of apprehension in a potential cum-eater

“I’m Afraid of the Taste”

Fearing What You Don’t Know

My first question in response to this statement is always “Why???” I mean, if you have never had your own cum (or anyone else’s, for that matter) in your mouth, then HOW could you possibly have any idea how it will taste?

If you’ve been listening to other people -whether male or female- comment on their own taste-testing experience, then stop. Each person’s sense of taste is different, so only YOU can know what cum tastes like to you – and there is only one way you are going to find out. To get the answer you seek, you are absolutely going to have to take a deep breath, commit to the cause, stop being a pussy, and just eat that cum!

Thinking One Time Will Tell the Tale

And… As far as your delicate palate is concerned, there are subtle differences in taste each time you engage in cum-eating, depending on the various food, drink, medications, and other substances you ingest. This can mean that one cummy sample can taste bitter, while the next has a slight hint of sweetness to it.

While cum-eating may well be an acquired taste, it’s not like you’re eating hydrochloric acid, cyanide or trash from the garbage bin. Your cum is… YOUR own bodily fluid, so stop worrying about what you do not yet know about its taste! You really might rare well to do a little reading on how your diet affects the taste of your cum, as this can give you a feeling of some degree of control over the prospective taste.

Now, if it’s not a fear of the unknown taste, what are other reasons that keep you from cum-eating? Tune in next post for some of the additional possibilities that my previous conversation yielded. Feel free to contribute your own thoughts on cum-eating and what thing(s) make -or made- you hesitate.

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“Girlifying” Your Sissy or Crossdressing Feet on the Cheap

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Having pretty feet perfect for sandals, sucking, and showing off is easy to achieve and needn’t cost you a proverbial arm and a leg. Well, my darling sissies and dear crossdressers, I am going to tell you how to get soft, touchable, sexy feet inexpensively!

Scrub-a-Dub-Dub Your Way to Soft Soles

Nobody likes to look at or touch feet that feel and look as rough as a corn cob, drier than the Atacama Desert, and ashier than the aftermath of Pompeii’s destruction. You can easily have silky smooth feet worthy of foot worship and adoration without dropping much money and with only a moderate degree of effort!

First off, you can score a 4-in-1 foot brush at Walmart for $2.00 to $3.00, and you’re then set to scrub those tootsies with the brush, rid them of dry or rough skin with the metal rasp, and use the pumice stone and file for further softening of your soles.

If you want to go the extra mile to make your feet smooth and touchable, you can invest in some foot scrub (by Freeman for about $3.00 to $5.00 at Walmart) at the same time you purchase your foot brush.

You’re now well on your way to sexy feet your partner will be happy to massage, kiss, and more!

Do-It-Yourself Pedicure

After soaking, scrubbing, smoothing, and drying your feet, it’s pedi time for those toes! Trim your toenails and file them, push back your cuticles, and put your favorite polish to good use. If you need to pick up some or just want to try a new color, treat yourself!

If you don’t have a good pair of toenail clippers, nail groomer, and/or cuticle nippers, head for Walmart, where you can get each of these items by Revlon for $4.00,  $5.00, and  $9.00 respectively. You can also get a basic stick cuticle trimmer for around $6.00. (While a cuticle nipper and cuticle trimmer are not absolute necessities, the clippers and groomer are.)

Picking Your Polish

If  you happen to live in one of the forty-three states that have them and one is local to you, Dollar General has some rocking colors -LOTS of them- by Broadway for a buck. Yes, my femme friends, nail polish for $1.00 – and it dries as fast as it is cheap!  ($2.00 gets you a polish AND a top coat!) I use these polishes all the time, and they are fantastic.

Otherwise, our trusty Walmart always has a large selection of polishes, many at bargain basement prices.

As far as a good coarse file for your toenails, you can pick up one just about anywhere for $1.00 to $2.00.

Divide and Conquer

If you’re one who likes to keep those toes from resting against each other while drying, Walmart has a multiple-count packs of foam toe separators for under $3.00. If you want to go one better than that and plan to be still while your polish is drying, simply press a jumbo cotton ball between each of your toes. It doesn’t get any more inexpensive than that!

The Lotion Icing on the Silky Foot Cake

After you put your brush and scrub to use and put a touch of color on your toenails (giving them ample time to FULLY dry first – a minimum if one hour, preferably two), take your favorite foot lotion or cream, slather it all over your feet and in between your toes, and then slip your peds into some socks for several hours.

Or… If you prefer, you can indulge in this lotion-sock regimen at bed time, and keep your feet contained in the socks overnight. Either way, you’ll end up with feet that beg to be touched and slip into a pair of sexy sandals!

If you’re willing to follow these steps, your efforts wills yield perfectly presentable, sexy feet will be yours – and you’ll feel great that it didn’t have to break the bank!

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Labels: A Cautionary Tale of Context

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This week on multiple occasions, I’ve seen an absolutely fantastic commercial, one done to promote a particular station’s programming, but smartly styled along the vein of a public service announcement. The gist of the commercial was not allowing yourself to be pigeonholed, stereotyped, and/or defined by labels that others may arbitrarily, mistakenly, ignorantly or flat out stupidly try to force upon you.

Now, you know that made me want to whip out my pom poms and cheer from the rooftops, as the refusal of labels is something about which I have always preached to so many of my callers who truly suffer from genuine concern, worry, distress, and upset over others’ attempts to define them with inaccurate, ignorant, hurtful, ridiculously inappropriate, and even flat-out stupid labels.

Across all aspects of Life, labels should be put in proper perspective – and promptly put in their place. Within a phone session -be it based on domination, vanilla sex or  more personal elements- it is especially important to be aware of the potential mine field that various labels can present.

Individual Context Is Key

While labels can hold great sexual titillation within the context of a phone sex session -especially one where humiliation is a hot button- there are also those calls where sensitivity is a concern, and the last thing the caller wants to experience is humiliation.

A truly successful session and interaction requires a sharp awareness of individuality, which clarifies feelings on labels and how they should and should not be used.

The Desire to Be Belittled

If you wish to label yourself in a manner that will be seen, heard, and interpreted by another as derogatory, that is certainly within your right, especially when fantasies and sexual hot buttons are concerned, and you are entitled to do so. Casting aspersions on yourself in the name of getting off is one thing, and I have NO problem with that whatsoever. Those judgmental, demeaning labels of erotic humiliation are merely your trigger points and send you soaring into ecstasy.

If you want to be called a “little dick loser,” “deviant,” “faggot,” “pussy boy,” “sissy bitch,” “pathetic excuse for a man,” “dirty cocksucker” or any other label which gives you a sexual rush, that is perfectly fine, and I will deliver the goods without blinking an eye. You ask; I deliver.

Getting to Know YOU  Beyond Arbitrary Labels!

Then there is the unfortunate “other side” of the coin, where throwing out labels without direct knowledge of how the person on the end of the line feels about him/herself, certain verbiage, and what he/she wants in a session can be foolhardy, result in hurt feelings, and yield a session that sinks like the Titanic.

While I have no problem throwing a good tongue-lashing on you and humiliating you to your core, be sure I AM going to take the time and make the effort to ensure that you are comfortable and feel heard, whether you need a blast of fiery humiliation or handled with delicacy and care.

After all, our time together IS about you, who you are, and what you want and need, NOT who I think you should be or under the assumption that I am THE authority on what you need.

Whatever your desire of choice, I want you happy, satisfied, and fulfilled – whether you’re a sissy slut; a classy crossdresser; a straight, bisexual or gay man; one who likes to imagine being like a woman or one who IS a woman (whether in part or fully), regardless of anatomy; a sub who requires sensitivity or sternness; and so much more that defies the implications of simplistic and presumptuous of labels.

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Birthday Booty for Everyone! The Details…

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Since you give to me so much more than hot, steamy phone sex, this is what I would like to give back to you and how to go about getting your birthday goodies. These offers begin Saturday, July 16, at Midnight EDT (and go through either July 31 or August 31). See the next paragraph for how I’ll determine the final date.

Free Sexy Audio!!

From July 16 through July 31st (or August 1st if I am unable to make an appearance on my birthday itself), if you have a call with me that lasts between 30 and 59 minutes, you can select one of the following as your celebratory gift:

Even More Birthday Yummies!

Between July 16 and the 31st, if you have a call with me that lasts 60 minutes or more, you can choose from the following gifts:

  • 10 free minutes on your qualifying (or a future) call WHEN you book at least 60 minutes. If you want to use the 10 minutes on your qualifying call, be sure you notify the dispatcher BEFORE the call that you are taking advantage of the promotion and wish to purchase an hour (more is fine too!) and apply your 10 free minutes to your time beyond that 60+ minutes required window.
  • A personalized, 10-minute, free sexy audio on the femdom topic of your choice (not limited to the list mentioned above).
  • Pink Sissy Survival Kit: A make-up bag containing several sissy essentials, like nail polish and lipstick, hand-selected by yours truly to help bring out the beautiful gurl in you.
  • Pair of my panties: I will select a pair of my panties to send to you as an erotic memento that you can treasure – and maybe even have in hand during our future sessions!

Claiming Your Prezzy

For all gifts other than the free minutes, you will need to e-mail me and let me know what birthday treat you prefer. This includes apprising me of the phone sex fantasy topic of your choice for both audio options.

I will then get them to you as follows:

Audios: I will e-mail these out to you during the week of August 1st.

Sissy Survival Kit: I will coordinate with you and our amazing office dynamos to make sure these sissy essentials get to you safely and securely, while maintaining your privacy.

Pair of panties: The process will be the same as with the Sissy Survival Kits.

It is now about that time, so let the birthday games begin, my dears, and thank you for keeping my Life – especially my nights!- interesting!!

phone sex, free sexy audioMark the 31st on your calendar, plan to spend some time with me, and don’t forget to check out my wishlist. A virtual bouquet of red roses is a perfect option also!