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The Cocky Contradiction of SPH (Part One)

SPH, small penis, humiliation, phone sex*Listen as I ponder the mystery of your “cocky contradiction…*

Understandable Displays of Pride

There is such a variety of things a person can be proud to do, have or achieve, and it’s no mystery why they would wish to share these things. Sometimes there’s simply nothing more gratifying than making a display that says, “Look! Look what I have, and it is is mine!” or “Isn’t what I did impressive?!”

Some of the end goals that prompt these sentiments include receiving accolades, appreciation, admiration, confirmation – and even jealousy. (Notice you do not see erotic humiliation in this list…)

I believe any reasonable person can understand any of these motivations, as we have all experienced them at one time or another during the course of our lives; therefore, we can directly relate to them.

When You Should Be Blushing but Aren’t

What doesn’t make much sense is when such a “look-see” production is made over something that “should” be a source of humiliation, embarrassment or shame. You’re humiliated AND excited. Just how does that work?!

Let’s consider those occasions when a sissy or “half-man” seems over the moon to be sporting what is objectively and inarguably a tiny appendage or what (s)he adamantly feels is small via his/her own subjective assessment. That is SPH just waiting to happen!

In other words, we’re talking about those head-scratching instances when Ms. Sissy Stick or Mr. Cocktail Smokie there pops a mental woody over something that may as well be… nothing at all.

Ask Anyone, That Is Small!

Now, let me be perfectly clear here. I am not talking about cases where a woman arbitrarily calls an average-sized penis “little” because she’s touting herself as a size queen,  striving to reinforce the “The bigger, the better” premise or pushing the buttons of one who gets a sexual thrill from SPH mockery, despite the fact that they’re actually average or beyond in penis size.

I am talking about instances where logic and hard data dictate that a penis is genuinely small.

Is anyone willing to debate the fact that a penis that is 1”, 2-1/2” or “almost 3-1/2 inches” is… diminutive? I didn’t think so. How about asserting that scrawny 1” thick is a diameter indicative of a little prick? Exactly.

And then there are those “average Joes,” who truly believe themselves to be genitally challenged, as defined only by their own belief system…

“I Think, Therefore I Am”

Regarding subjectivity assessments of the dick owners themselves, I’m referring to those who believe, for whatever reason (comparative, illusory, etc.), in their own mind that they really are in possession of a small penis.

If you hold enough belief in something, it becomes real to you, regardless of what logic or reason dictates. Follow me?

While it would seem you would want to hide that little hot button of humiliation, you want to do just the opposite. You want a big dose of SPH…

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Give Me an All-Purpose Cuckold!

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I’m well aware that not all cuckolds are the same in their desires to be and the extent to which they are willing to go in the name of being cuckolded. As with every other “role” one can play in Life, this is to be expected.

Some cuckolds only like to hear about or watch their partner’s sexual interludes, while others like to be be involved fluffer style or as the creampie clean-up boy. Some cucks like to dress up when a bull is coming over to play, and others would never dream of slutting themselves up for anyone.

Some cuckolded men like to be quietly submissive where other enjoy being overtly dominated via sexual, verbal, and other manners of direct humiliation.

And then there are those cuckolds for whom submission goes far beyond just the bedroom…

…And Then There Is the “Perfect” Cuckold

Cuckold With a Flair for the Domestic

Now, it’s all well and good for a cuckold to be a submissive whiz in the bedroom, quick to perform his duties in facilitating a dynamic sexual experience for his wife or girlfriend and her lover(s), BUT…

My favorite kind of cuckold is the one who is equally and as effectively subservient outside of the boudoir, as I happen to think that anything a cuckold can do that lends to the end result of pleasing a woman and her lover IS part of being a good cuckold!

Forget Hiring a Maid!

I love a cuckold who strives to fully serve a couple. My perfect cuckold is a domestic titan! He cooks. He cleans. He scrubs floors. He does laundry – and hand-washes the delicates! He picks up the dry cleaning and goes to the grocery store. He delivers breakfast in bed. And… He derives great joy from doing these things.

Cuckold as a Woman’s “Best Friend”

In addition to his superior domestic successes, the perfect cuckold ideal is also a diligent personal “assistant”. He excels in providing a woman with a very intimate touch (which is in no way sexual!).

He simply has a way with -and feels pure satisfaction from- attending to a woman’s personal needs that makes her feel comfortable, content, and happy, a mindset that will most certainly carry over to lend to her lover’s happiness as well.

Personal Service with a Smile

He knows how to help a woman get dressed. He runs baths. He gives manicures, pedicures, and shampoos. He massages tired feet and a stiff neck. In short, he is well-versed in all those things a woman does to take care of herself, and he masters the art of doing those things FOR her!

Are you a cuckold who “does it all”? Does your submission extend well beyond the bedroom and sexual escapades? Are you an “across the board woman pleaser”? If so, I want to know what you do that makes you a “super cuckold”!!

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Getting Ready For Your Sissy Date (Part Two)

sissy, sissy date, sissification, sissy gurlNow that you’ve beautified your body for your sissy date and considered the possibilities of your evening, it’s time to wrap your feminine form like a gorgeous gift that you long to present to that masculine object of your desire…

Dressing to the Nines for Your Sissy Date

Once you’ve pampered your body, it’s time for some pampering of your wardrobe. This is going to be a special date -You just know it!- and that means you need something gorgeous and seductive for the occasion, beginning with a saucy little ensemble that will surely captivate your new beau – and turn a sissy date into a sissy night to remember.

Whether you wear a favorite outfit you already own or you treat yourself to something new, you want to attire yourself in an ensemble that will entice him, tease him, seduce him with your look, so don’t go for something that shows all your sissy business and leaves nothing to the imagination.

Using Sexy Sissy Subtley For Dynamite Results

While I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with a sissy slut letting her freak flag fly, I am saying that any prospect of a night of seduction or sissy sex is a night where the art of the tease can well be your best friend and pay off in ways you might never imagine.

So… In the name of firing up your date’s sense intrigue and lust, perhaps you should instead consider a clingy, provocative -but not skin-tight!- sheath dress or playful, curve-hugging skirt that stops just above the knee. Consider a cute top with straps or cap sleeves and a fitted bodice to accompany a skirt.

After all, you want him to wonder just what you’ve got under that dress or skirt for him – and you want that sensuality and confidence you feel to fire the flames of his curiosity… and desire!!

Luring Him in With Your Lingerie

Then there is the pièce de résistance: your lingerie. This MUST be perfectly planned! Should the evening end with your being unveiled in the presence of your date, you need to know that how you look in your intimates may will seal the deal.

Whether you opt for a matching bra and panty set, a lacy bustier, elegant corset, classic long line garter belt and sheer stockings, and/or a short cami with accompanying tap pants, be sure you choose something in which you feel sensual, confident, and beautiful, as it is that pride in your body and sexual allure that will pull him right into your trap.

Now, once you have carefully laid your sweet sissy man-trap and you are an irresistible vision to behold, how do you hope the evening of your long-awaited sissy date to play out??? Tell me how your night with Mr. Right would go…

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Getting Ready For Your Sissy Date (Part One)

Mark That Date, Sissy!!sissy date, sissy, sissy gurl

It finally happened, sissy! You’ve been wishing, longing, and hoping, thinking it would never happen, but finally…

That strong, sexy, delicious man you’ve been eyeing for a while now has asked you on a date! You know, that tall, muscular hunk who works in the same building as you but on the third floor… the one with whom you’ve chatted in the lobby and on the elevator… the one who always smells so good… the one who now and again casts a knowing smile in your direction…

You’re so excited you can hardly stand it, and your head is spinning! You have so much to plan, so much to do before Saturday night. Where is a sissy gurl to begin getting ready for her big sissy date???

Get That Body Date-Ready

You want to look perfect from head-to-toe. After all, what if you get really lucky and happen to end up in his bedroom – or yours, for that matter? You want to make sure your bod is soft, smooth, and completely fuckable.

This means it’s time to make an appointment to get perfectly soft feet and pretty, feminine hands with a mani-pedi duo, full body wax so you’re smooth to the touch all over!), and a refreshing, invigorating facial. (No. Not the kind you’ve imagined him giving you in your fantasies. Not just yet anyway…)

You might even want to consider going for a massage to relax you and loosen up those muscles. After all, a sissy never knows when she’ll need to be extra limber!

Getting Into the Right Mindset for Your Big Sissy Date

As you are preparing your body to turn-on and entice that hottie with whom you will share what you hope will be the perfect evening, allow yourself to daydream about various scenarios that would make your sissy date night rate as a complete success.

Do you want just to sensually tease your date and leave him enthralled with you, longing to know more about you, and all to ready to ask for that second date with the hope he’ll then be able to get you where he wants you? Are you going to throw caution to the wind, get in touch with your inner sissy slut, and give it up on that first date? Do you plan to play it by ear, see how things go, and decide what cards you will play once the evening is in full swing?

As you’re pondering your sissy intentions for night, begin considering what you want your look to say it is that you want from your dashing date…

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Words From an LDW Houseboy and Service Slut (Conclusion)

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ME: As a service slut and houseboy, do you specialize in personal service, domestic service or both?

SS: I specialize in service that kind of organically comes about by forming a connection with a particular woman. I mean, you can’t just come into the world of a woman and start “humping her leg”. The great thing about LDW is that you can come in, look around, meet some great women, make connections, and go from there. It’s all about that shared connection.

ME: What are the three most common “duties” that are “requested” of you?

SS: Foot pampering, strap-on sucking, party favor (aka “entertainment” for girlfriends)

Looking and Playing the Part

ME: What is your typical service slut attire?

SS: It’s been a CFNM scenario sometimes. I’ve been stripped down to male underwear at times, and I’ve had to serve in panties at other times. It’s always been insisted that I serve with a smile.

ME: As a service slut, what do you like to be called?

SS: I’m pretty fond of the “slut” suffix. I’ve found that Mistresses can be pretty flexible with that one:  “foot slut,” “stroke slut,” “cum slut”… I’m not above having my face rubbed in the things I like and enjoy. “Hand humper”…

Rewards for a Hand-Humping Houseboy???

ME: What kind of masturbatory privileges are you -or are you not- allowed?

SS: There is some variance. There are some times when I am a bit of a “free agent’, and then there are times when I’m serving a certain person in particular – and in those instances, it’s often discussed, where obviously she has plenty to say as to how often releases will be approved. She could have input as well into the schedule of masturbation and edging.

Words of Wisdom

ME: What is your personal philosophy on the commitment required of and delivered by a service slut?

SS: Under-promise and over-deliver.  Be attentive. Anticipate her needs. Be prepared to be stretched. Be prepared to be pushed outside your comfort zone.

ME: In a nutshell, what words of wisdom do you have for prospective LDW houseboys and service sluts?

SS: One of the great things about LDW is that it provides no shortage of mediums to get to know the ladies here. (You can) Read and listen. If you want to go ahead and call, great, but you never get a second chance to make a first impression; so the more prepared and knowledgeable you are, the better impression you are likely to make, and the more useful you can become.

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