Fetish Phone Sex Calls

Hello, my Sweethearts! I must share with you the fun I just had on a shopping trip with a new sissy of mine. She is new to wearing lingerie and simply loves it! She has had an affinity for women’s panties, bras, and other pretty lingerie since childhood (like many of you), but she has kept her “secret” buried and abstained from indulgence for years – until now!

Well… When this particular sissy expressed to me how eager she was to go on her first shopping trip but would require “help,” she didn’t mean she couldn’t choose a lacy bra and pretty pair of panties; she meant she was going to need someone to “make” her actually go in the store, select some items, find her appropriate size, and make a purchase. Of course, I was more than happy to provide the encouragement and push she needed to realize this goal of hers.

We decided on a date, time, and location where she would be buying her girly goodies, and we began our shopping session when she arrived on the scene. She was SO incredibly nervous that she was entertaining the idea of heading for the hills. I’m sure you all know that I was not going to have that, so I gave her plenty of support, encouragement, and some verbal “coercion.” (No, you Sillies! Blackmail was not required!) While I stayed on the phone with her, she milled about the store until I eventually had to directly order her to get a sales associate’s attention. Once she did, she began to tell the associate what she found that she liked. This was not how this event was to unfold, so I had to take my “tone” with her and demand that she put that associate on the line ASAP, which she did. I had a lovely conversation with the associate about why my little flower was there, how she was new to shopping for herself, and what I think this new sissy needed in style, color, and size. The associate was so nice and incredibly helpful and immediately assured me that she would assist my sissy girl in any way possible. In the end, my sissy got the girly items she was after and felt elated that she was able to do exactly what I had told her in the beginning was actually quite a simple task. I am so proud of her for her bravery and dedication in following through on this endeavor. While she may have been close to a meltdown when we began, she ended up being proud of herself and experienced an elation and rush that, I believe, was unmatched.

Way to go to all of my sissies who show –or have shown- such bravery and perseverance! That is only one of the reasons your Mistress loves you all so dearly!

Greetings, my dedicated fans of ass play and large “equipment.” Given the number of you occupying the camps of strap-on, ass, and cuckold play, I feel it is an appropriate time to address a frequent and incorrect assumption made by many who are not familiar with or educated on these particular types of play involving stretching and how it affects –or does not affect- certain anatomical areas, namely the ass and vagina. While this is intended to be a brief overview, I am planning a series of blog posts on the all too common fallacies surrounding stretching of the intimate areas.

First, let us mention the most unfortunate misconception: When a woman partakes of a larger penis or anyone (man or woman) indulges in insertion of toys in the back door, the orifice in question –due to stretching in order to accept an impressive girth- loses its tonicity and is left… well… gaping. First of all, with regard to the vagina, if extreme stretching left a woman “loose” or “all stretched out of shape,” no woman who enjoys her sex would ever think of giving birth to a child for fear of being left with her own mini-Lincoln Tunnel between her legs. Who started such a hideous myth as this?! Have we all forgotten that the vagina was designed for such stretching? (Obviously, the founder of the “loose vagina syndrome” was some inadequate, self-conscious, tiny-dicked loser who could hardly find his little pee-pee let alone have any woman feel it!) Let’s now come back down to Earth and have a quick anatomy lesson in which we all understand that the vaginal opening is a ring of muscles. While it takes some work to progressively stretch these muscles to accommodate larger girths, the more (in width and with frequency) the muscle is stretched, the more easily it will stretch. It does not, however, just blow its elasticity all to hell and remain in a “loose” state. Think about what happens when you go to the gym over time, repeatedly stretching and, hence, tearing muscles in order that they will grow stronger. Now, extrapolate that fact to both vaginal and anal musculature. (Although, no, the muscular entryway into the ass is not made especially for the purpose of allowing extraordinary elasticity, those muscles will stretch to quite an extent nonetheless.)

Before I take off on a wild rant, this will conclude my introduction on your Mistress’ current hot topic and public service announcement. Stay tuned for more…

Get ready… Get set… And bend over boys! It’s time for some hot assplay fun!! Your Mistress has the yen to fan the flames of your affinity for getting as good as you give, so let us talk about having some quality, guided ass-probing time together!

Of course, you know it completely thrills me when you have your toy of choice –or a selection of toys!- and your favorite lube all laid out and ready to go. You ass men of mine always impress me with your preparedness this way. So… Go on. Get your goodies out, and let’s put them to good use in the way that they were meant to be. **grins**

Once I have ascertained what we have on the menu –with your yummy playful ass being on the top of that menu!- you know I am going to tease you a bit before we get down to business. I will have you touch, feel, and explore the particular toy we intend to use just as if it is the first time you have had it in your hot little hands, and you are taking some time to get to know it. I may even have you rub it over select parts of your anatomy in a continued effort to make you long to feel that dildo or plug slide inside of you.

Next, it’s time to get yourself and that toy all wet and very well-lubed – and then it’s on to making toy-ass contact. Whether I will have you begin slowly and gently or hard and fast will al depend on my mood (and your experience level, of course), but you can rest assured that we will end up with that backside getting quite the pounding. You’re going to get it until you erupt like Mount Saint Helens!

You love it! I live for giving it to you! So… What are you waiting for? There’s much pleasurable work to be done, and I am ready to tell you jus how I want you to do it!

You all know how much I enjoy words, and I thought I would spread the love and throw out some more new and “unusual” fetish terminology. Let’s see if I can surprise you…

* Cratophilia: If your heart races and your loins ache in response to physical strength, you are a cratophiliac.

* Formicophilia: If you feel all tingly from the sensation of something (i.e., small animals, insects, etc.) crawling all over your body, you just found the name for your paraphilia.

* Morphophilia: Morphophiliacs exhibit a strong sexual preference for a particular body shape and size.

* Mucophilia: Does an icky wad of mucus or phlegm prompt you to rise to full mast? If so, you’re a mucophiliac.

* Pictophilia: This term applies to those who are intensely attracted to and aroused by (photographic) pornography or erotic art.

* Somnophilia: If you walk in on someone who is sleeping or happen upon a person who is unconscious and you get turned on, you’re a somnophiliac.

* Stigmatophilia: This is the paraphilia for those who get incredibly aroused by the idea of  piercings and/or tattoos.

* Symphorophilia: Does a hurricane figuratively blow you away or a fire set your intimate areas up in flames? Those of you who become aroused due to or by disasters are symphorophiliacs.

* Trichophilia: People who find hair immensely erotic are members of this paraphilic grouping.

* Vorarephilia: If the idea of eating others or being yourself consumed by another –typically in one big gulp- gets you going, you’re a vorarephilic.

Maybe it’s just me, but I had no idea there existed names for certain erotic yearnings and fantasies. I hope you all find these paraphilias as interesting as do I. Now, I’m beginning to wonder if there is any sexual fascination for which there doesn’t exist some label!

My Dear Empress Emma Jane,

            Since we last spoke, I’ve been trying to follow your advice in pursuing my strap-on desires and making attempts to let my better half aware of just exactly what my afflictions are and the mere thought of a woman with a strap-on in front of me just drives me beyond my limits.  I still haven’t taken the full plunge and devulged everything but I’m thinking heavily about it and crafting my plans of just exactly how to go about it.  I can’t tell you enough what your encouragement has meant to me, I’ve been afraid for so long to let the ‘cat out of the bag’ so to speak.

            I think the best idea you had was to find a way to break into an open an honest conversation with my wife about what some of our hidden desires and fantasies are, I’ll have to work on my abilities to share things of that nature – not just with the strap-on fantasies but with others as well.  I think a well-rounded conversation like you were talking about where we share little things of all sorts of manner that we wouldn’t tell anyone else could be a good way to make an introduction to the ass-play that I dream of so constantly.  I know you said that I have to be the one to break the ice and find some things to be honest with and share, this will be hard but I understand how you were saying that by sharing past fantasies and things like that, it could lead into a higher level of trust and open thoughts.  I never realized to think of the things that you explained to me about how the bridge can be so simple with different avenues of communication.  Thank you, thank you, and thank you for sharing your insight as a woman who seems to truly love her strap-on.  I’ll keep you informed and up-to-date of course with every little step along the way, I know I’ll need more encouragement but I just wanted you to know how much it meant to me to hear share the things you have!

Your Forever Strap-On Slave,

                                    James

Hello, my guys and dolls! As all of you should be well aware by now, I like to make it my top priority to make everyone’s experiences with me as enjoyable as is possible. Given that fact, I would like to take this opportunity to point out my typical protocol for making IM interactions in particular flow as smoothly as is possible.

With regard to casual IMs, I am always open to a brief chat when I am not in session. I certainly encourage you to drop in and say “Hi,” introduce yourself, inform me of the type of session in which you are most interested, present preliminary questions regarding potential sessions, bat around scheduling plans, and give a check-in or update. While we can certainly lay a foundation prior to our session, focusing on the precise details of a session –in what I will have you dressing, my specific methods for what/how I may instruct you to do something, giving you assignments, punishing or rewarding you, etc.- are items we will address once we are one-on-one and you have 100% of my focus and attention.

One thing that is very important for you to keep in mind when IM’ing me is the fact that I may be addressing a number of IMs that are incoming simultaneously. While it might take me a few minutes to acknowledge and respond to your IM, be sure that I will get to you in as timely a manner as possible. It is my goal that everyone who IMs me knows I make a strong point of getting to every single person, regardless of whether he/she new to contacting me or an old pro with whom I am very familiar. I will respond to you, so please bear with me and be patient. =-)

The rule for IM’ing when I am in session is simply this: I don’t. It is my highest priority to devote all of my effort, focus, time, and attention on my client who is in session with me. I want each and every paid text and calling client –as well as potential clients- to know that I allow nothing to distract me or take me away from you or our time when we are in session. This is a hard and fast rule of mine and a non-negotiable point. When you request a session from me, I have every intention of giving you the respect that you should expect – and you deserve! I give every single client that same courtesy and will settle for nothing less.

If you IM me and I do not respond within a few minutes, please check my status, which appears in both the main Yahoo Messenger box as well as the dialogue box (in the upper left-hand corner next to my name). Although I try to be diligent in setting my status to indicate that I am in session, once in a great while I may be remiss in changing my message. If I neglect to respond to you in a timely manner, please assume that I am currently with a client, and I will respond to you once my session has concluded.

Should you be interested in an extended or detailed chat, we have the convenient option of choosing a text session from www.sexytexting.com. In the event you would like a text session, please IM me prior to executing the transaction on the site so that you can ensure my availability. Once you have IM’ed me, you can go to the site and choose the session length you desire. When your transaction is complete, we will be ready to go! (By the way, there is no need to contact the dispatcher regarding text sessions as they have no involvement in the transaction.)

As always, your patience is greatly appreciated, my pets! I hope this entry will be illuminating and help us all have the most effective communication experience possible.

Hello, my sissy Darlings! Let’s take a moment to address an issue that several of you have recently presented to me for my expert input and opinion. **wink, wink** So… Without further delay, let’s make time to talk about shaving and otherwise ridding yourself of unwanted hair…

Many of you have inquired as to your options when it comes to hair removal – especially with regard to your legs. Obviously, the most common method utilized by the large majority of you with whom I’ve had this conversation is shaving. You do it because it’s generally the easiest thing to do, but you don’t enjoy having to do it so frequently in order to keep your legs smooth. You realize that within a couple of days you are going to feel that stubble emerging, then it’s out with the razor again in order to do maintenance.

The second most common method –which seems to be executed when you truly grow weary of shaving so frequently- is visiting a salon or spa for a wax job. You’re willing to suffer that temporary discomfort for the trade off of not having to worry about constantly check your legs for that prickly feeling. With waxing –depending on your hair texture, thickness, and own personal growth rate- you can typically get by for a month or so with no worries.

Another option entertained by some of you is the use of depilatories, such as Nair or Veet. You’re not crazy about the smell or the mess, but, if done properly, the hair will be removed and you can go for a slightly longer period of time than shaving before you are faced with new hair growth.

While I have yet to hear any of you tell you have ever done so, I do know that some of you have looked into the permanent solution for hair removal: electrolysis. It is certainly more costly than any other option and it’s not very comfy, BUT… It is permanent.

Those are your primary four options, and, of course, you can mix and match the first three as you find convenient and preferable. If any of you use methods I have not mentioned and you find them noteworthy of trying, please feel free to comment here or contact me privately, and your Sissy Mistress will spread the word. 

Welcome back, guys and gals! It’s on to Session Two in related paraphilia terminology. Let’s dive right in…

The first two terms are for those of you who are obsessed with the breasts…
* Mammaphilia (Used interchangeably with mammagynophilia): Those of you who are fixated on women’s breasts are mammaphiliacs!

* Lactaphilia: If you often have lactation fantasies, this term applies to you!

Now, we arrive at the paraphilias of seeing and being seen…

* Voyeurism: Again, we have a term with which we are all familiar. It is common knowledge that voyeurs get all hot and bothered by watching others in “intimate” situations, which may range from spying on someone who is undressing and/or naked to watching others having sex.

*Exhibitionism: You all know what this is too. You get your jollies from being watched.
* Scoptophilia (or Scopophilia): If you get off on watching others engaging in sexual acts and/or being watched while you engage in a sex act, this paraphilia is yours. It’s the voyeurism-exhibitionism combo!

* Troilism: This term describes you if you get worked up over watching your partner having sex with someone else, while you may or may not be hidden.

* Autagonistophilia: If you get off when someone is watching you engaging in a sex act or being naked on stage or on camera, you’re an autagonistophiliac.

* Peodeiktophilia: If you get all turned on by exposing your penis –either soft or hard- to an unsuspecting someone, then this term definitely describes you.

To conclude today’s lesson, I make mention of the following “nasal” paraphilias because, well, I have never encountered them yet I find them rather intriguing…

* Nasophilia: The appearance of the nose is a turn-on; it may be the size and/or shape that’s the trigger.
* Olfactophilia / Osmolagnia: Bodily scents –specifically- elicit arousal.
* Osphresiolagnia / Ozolagnia: Smells and/or odors –especially strong ones- get one hot and bothered.

And there we have it! You may now consider yourself more educated on paraphilias!

Hello, all of my avid information and knowledge seekers! Today’s entry is Part I of a 2-Part vocabulary lesson on some paraphilias that I have grouped together due to their similarities and/or overlap in definition and/or terminology.

Our first group of terms all center around crossdressing and gender-related paraphilias.

* Transvestic fetishism or transvestophilia: Obviously, this is one on which we are all up-to-speed on the definition. Yes. A transvestite still is one who becomes excited over wearing clothes that are stereotypically related to the opposite sex. This mention is just a preface to the following terms.

* Homovestism: As this label indicates that one becomes revved up over wearing traditionally considered same-sex (or gender “appropriate) attire, I can certainly say that I have never had a client who was a homovestite. **winks** However, this next term would be applicable to many of my darling sissies who dream about being a woman…

* Autogynephilia: This is “the” term that encompasses all of my dear sissies who light up like a Christmas tree in response to the thought or image of themselves as fabulous females!

* Gynemimetophilia: My clients who find men who present as women and/or male-to-female transsexuals, whether pre or post-op, the ultimate in desirability would find this term appropriately applied to themselves.

*Andromimetophilia: On the flipside of gynemimetophilia, there is andromimetophilia where one becomes aroused by male-to-female transsexuals.

* Gynandromorphophilia: Again, this is applicable to the number of my sissies who are sexually attracted to men who dress as women and/or male-to-female transsexuals.

My next segment of paraphilic terms is for my AB/DL clientele…

* Infantilism: Here is the umbrella term for my AB/DL sweethearts who get so excited from dressing, acting, and/or otherwise being treated like a baby.

* Autonepiophilia: This is a term that is essentially interchangeable with infantisism, as it indicates that one becomes sexually aroused by acting like and being treated as an infant.

* Diaperism: Here we have another term that is part and parcel of infantilism due to its specificity in indicating the desire to be clad in diapers.

* Pedovestism: This applies to those who get all turned on by dressing like a child.

That concludes our lesson for the day. Visit my blog tomorrow for more…

Greetings, my Darlings! For those of my crossdressing troops and sissy brigade who enjoy sidesplitting, priceless humor, I am directing you to run –not walk- as quickly as you can to familiarize yourself with British -& crossdressing!- comedian Eddie Izzard if you have not already been exposed to his hilarious antics. I strongly recommend checking him out because he integrates his crossdressing proclivities and deliciously witty humor into his stand-up routine. I immediately fell in love with this British jokester when I first saw him in his “Dress to Kill” (1998) performance, which left me rolling in the floor with tears streaming down my face. Now, mind you, Mr. –or Miss? *winks*- Izzard has appeared in both British and American dramas and is not always attired in the feminine fashion. While I have not yet had the pleasure of viewing the entire collection of his stand-up routines, I have found he is generally consistent in attiring himself in women’s clothing and heels, wearing full make-up, and donning painted nails. For those of you who take my advice and wish to laugh yourself silly, I recommend you check out “Dress to Kill” first. Other comic crossdressing offerings by Izzard include “Unrepeatable” (1994), “Definite Article” (1996), “Glorious” (1997), “Circle” (2000), and “Sexie” (2003). While his attire varies from overtly feminine (black leather skirt) to unisex (black leather pants) to flamboyantly masculine (bright, shiny, deep red suit) –and, yes, he apparently has quite the fondness for his sexy, shiny, black leather…- he always wears make-up, has those nails painted some obvious color, and works the stage in shoes with quite a hello-up-there heel. He is a very versatile crossdresser and is simply fabulous! Along with applauding his trendy looks, it is my opinion that he rocks and has an incredible sense of humor and presentation. So… The next time you need a good, hearty laugh, check him out!